2002-05-03 / 11:36 a.m.

(can't you see i've got things to figure out?)

Sorry, I just can’t write about the midget porn dream…I think I’m content to just let it slowly fade…quickly fading would be nice too…

Last night, among many other dreams (mostly school related – including one where I was literally driving in circles because I couldn’t figure out how to turn into the campus – yeah, that’s telling, I know) I dreamt I met this man who had three heads. Well, rather he had one normal head (a cute head really)…and then growing out of the back of his shoulder was another head (attached to a neck) and growing out of that head’s neck was another head and neck. The first extra head was about six years old I think the second one was maybe two years old.

I met this man in line for the ATM and as I stood behind him I tried not to stare until he turned around and said “go ahead and stare but don’t pretend like you’re not trying to stare. So then I asked him how he happened to have three heads and he told me everything was fine and normal until he turned 20 and then suddenly he grew a second head and then the third …and now, it seemed, he had a fourth head growing inside … he was expecting it hatch any day.

I must say his extra heads were sort of bratty…they kept taunting me, wanting to know if I was going to make out with the guy.

I admit that I thought about it…but I didn’t want to make out with him just for the novelty factor of it you know (“yeah …there was this one time I fooled around with a three-headed guy)…and the fact that his extra heads were just kid heads…well that seemed kind of weird…the kid factor kind of dampened the mood, I admit…

So although we did talk for a while and he was quite nice ... nothing “happened”.

last night ... tonight